Cutting Jack's fingernails: "Are you going to cut my nailfoots too?"

Nick interrupted Jack watching his show. Jack loudly protested and Nick came downstairs to the kitchen where I was. Shortly after, here comes Jack.

"I thought you were watching your show, Jack."

Jack: "I know, but I came down here to give Nick WHAT FOR?" And he proceeded to give Nick what for in a very firm manner.

He sure doesn't take anything off his big "brudders"!