Name changes

Tucker asked me what my middle name "used" to be (before I put my maiden name in that spot) and I reminded him it was "Denise".

Jack piped up from his drawing and said, "So your name is 'Mom Denise Ellis'!!"

So now my first name is "Mom"!

Even in the midst of illness......

Not wanting to take his medicine, Jack tells me "no either buts" (I think he meant no ifs, ands, or buts!)

Tucker was worried Jack had "ammonia"!

"Your husband.....bought the wrong soy milk!"

This child knows the difference between brands! This is the second brand he will not drink!

And don't you love the "your husband" part, kind of like "your child" when they do something wrong!

Drawing together, "Well, let's just see what ole' Jack boy can do here!"

Sitting down after Christmas program practice, saying, "I feel ridiculous!" (Not sure what he thinks ridiculous means.......?)

Me asking about his program: "What do you do?"
Jack: "We sing songs and we talk."
Me: "Well, what do you say?"
Jack: "Hmm, thank you??"

Time to go visit Santa, Jack is hugging him on the TV when he comes on.

Oh, and he wants me to get him a baby girl out of my tummy, 'cause we have a nice baby boy (Jack), now he needs a baby girl. Good luck with that, son, we'll just have your beloved cousins come visit this weekend!:)

Just Ask Santa

Singing to his animals: "If you want something that would make you pay a lot of money (esspensive), just ask Santa to get it for you!" :)

Me to Jack: "Did you practice your Christmas songs at school today?"

Jack: "Well, can you do Spanish?"

Me: "Sometimes, a little."

Jack: "Okay, good, 'cause we sang 'Halleyuyah'!

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After we got the Christmas decorations out of the garage, Jack wanted to know when we were going to the ones in the "tippy roof", in other words, the attic!!

Tucker reading me his interpretation of a list of "cool facts":

"Goats pee on their heads because it attracts women."

Me: "Well, you must mean female goats, not women."

Tucker: "That is what I meant, women goats."